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Who we are

I’m here for the rebels, the misfits, and anyone who’s ever been told to tone it down. So, whether you're sending a heartfelt message or just making someone laugh their ass off, I've got the perfect card for every occasion.

My mission? To help you say it like you fuckin’ mean it—with a bit of flair and a whole lot of personality.

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