Welcome to Bitter Bites, the unapologetically bold greeting card company that says what everyone else is too polite to print.

I believe that sometimes the best way to express love, humor, or get through life’s messy moments is with a little (maybe a lot of) swearing! I specialize in bold cards with a colorful, twist—whether you're celebrating a birthday, breakup, or just need to tell someone to fuck off.

Life is too short for boring, cliché cards. I am about embracing authenticity with a dash of sass and if your lucky, some ass. Every card is crafted to bring a smile (or maybe a blush) to your favorite people’s faces.

I’m here for the rebels, the misfits, and anyone who’s ever been told to tone it down. So, whether you're sending a heartfelt message or just making someone laugh their ass off, I've got the perfect card for every occasion. Except telling someone you gave them a venereal disease, you’re on you own for that one.