Paying for shipping fucking sucks. It's actually a deciding factor on if I will buy something from a site. Spoiler alert, I won't. So If I am not willing to pay for shipping, I'm not going to make you fuckers pay for it either. You're Welcome.

So now you have no damn excuse not to buy something.

Fucked up order?

If your order’s fucked up (sorry about that) or you just need some assistance, shoot me an email and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

I’m all about keeping it real, so be cool, and I’ll be cool. Got it? Great.

Complaints?

If you’re looking to file a complaint… well, good fuckin luck. My Customer complaints line is open, Monday through Friday from when pigs fly to when hell freezes over.